Banned! Forum Game

[PixelatedIvanSpritan]

I am surprised there are not any forum games on this site, so lets play one!
We are playing Banned, a classic for forums games.
This is how it works!
You have to give a stupid reason why the person who made the last post is banned, you can say things like:
"You are banned for having a hat" or: "You are banned for having a number in you name!"
(lets be original and not use those )
So lets start!
EDIT: Just in case if 2 people post at the same time, if that do happens, then whoever posted last, please edit your post!

[YeoySpritan]

You are banned for posting this topic :p

[Rapidfir3Pho3nixAdministrator]

You're banned because you wrote a post before me and made me rewrite my current post.

[Hikaru64Spritan]

You're banned for making me do the exact same thing and making me reread two posts before posting!

[PixelatedIvanSpritan]

You are banned for having 64 in your name for no fucking reason!

[YeoySpritan]

You are banned for having a completely different username here than on Youtube

[5h0ckSpritan]

Your banned because I got a notification to this topic.

[Rapidfir3Pho3nixAdministrator]

You're banned cuz your reason for banning him was stoopid.

[Hikaru64Spritan]

You're banned for replacing the e in your name with 3 to make it look cool

[PixelatedIvanSpritan]

You're Banned because "Hikaru" is japanese!

[YeoySpritan]

You are banned because you make a fuss about the name being japanese!... and because your profile picture has a hat!!! :p

[Rapidfir3Pho3nixAdministrator]

You're banned because your username starts and ends with the letter y.

[5h0ckSpritan]

You're banned because I'm not a mod.

[Hikaru64Spritan]

You're banned because your not being creative enough with your posts!

[PixelatedIvanSpritan]

You are banned since you do not have a tag line!

[Rapidfir3Pho3nixAdministrator]

You're banned because you're supposed to be at least 13 to sign up on this website!

[5h0ckSpritan]

You're banned for noticing that a year late, you're bad at your job.

[Rapidfir3Pho3nixAdministrator]

Well you're banned for having more than one number in your name!

[5h0ckSpritan]

You're banned because the total sum of your numbers is larger than mine!!

[GranadicoAdministrator]

You're all banned for posting in bold for no apparent reason, except for that first response. You're cool.

[Hikaru64Spritan]

You're banned for dropping in unexpected and replying to random topics!

[5h0ckSpritan]

your banned for having under 10 reputation

[Hikaru64Spritan]

You're banned for having "Da Fuq" in your uncreative tage line!

[PixelatedIvanSpritan]

You're banned because you have more reputation then me!

[5h0ckSpritan]

You're banned for having no rank.