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on 4/1/2013, 3:37 pm
You know I have done a lot of questionable of things throughout my life. I have made suckish animations placed a spritans logo on it and made the spritas look like a trololing group and on top of that I got shouted out by a rude guy......I also have smoked for 5 months straight only to get caught by my parents forcing me to live a healthy life style.

I am not here for these sins,

After experimenting for many years with objects. Due to my careless ways I have accidentally punctured my butthole.....

Causing me to have GBHS otherwise knowning as gaint butt hole syndrome

causing for my butthole to look like this...

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My butthole as went from an average 1.2 cm grew to a size of 1.5 inches. I sadly bleed from butthole every night crying from pain and suffering.

So I ask each and every one of you to take cation with your butthole.

If each one of us just became careful with our butthole only 1/2 americans will have this syndrome.

If you do have GBHS please go to
www.GBHS.org


"Together we can all make sure things only come out and not inside our butthole"
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on 4/1/2013, 3:54 pm
What does this have to do with Half Life

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on 4/1/2013, 4:05 pm
Blitz n' Burst wrote:What does this have to do with Half Life

The question you must ask is

What doesn't have to do with half life
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on 4/1/2013, 4:07 pm
@Toxic wrote:
Blitz n' Burst wrote:What does this have to do with Half Life

The question you must ask is

What doesn't have to do with half life

Well giant, gaping buttholes, for one.

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on 4/1/2013, 4:12 pm
Blitz n' Burst wrote:
@Toxic wrote:
Blitz n' Burst wrote:What does this have to do with Half Life

The question you must ask is

What doesn't have to do with half life

Well giant, gaping buttholes, for one.

Exactly wrong my friend....


Gordon Freeman is a backer of our organzation

and also celebrities such as:

Morgan Freeman

Joey noonegivesafuck

Robert Downey Jr the 19th

and also

Eric Marte
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on 4/1/2013, 4:17 pm
But what the fuck does this have to do with Half Life??? Your advertising campaign is extremely misleading - I came here expecting Half Life 2 Episode 2 Part 3 Act 2 Appendix B Disc 1 and here I am reading about you puncturing your ass. Your organisation is based upon nothing more than lies. Lies and deceit. I can certainly sympathise with those who have large assholes - but you, Toxic, are doing nothing more than using these peoples' suffering to make yourself seem "righteous."

I will have nothing to do with your campaign.

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on 4/1/2013, 4:23 pm
Blitz n' Burst wrote:But what the fuck does this have to do with Half Life??? Your advertising campaign is extremely misleading - I came here expecting Half Life 2 Episode 2 Part 3 Act 2 Appendix B Disc 1 and here I am reading about you puncturing your ass. Your organisation is based upon nothing more than lies. Lies and deceit. I can certainly sympathise with those who have large assholes - but you, Toxic, are doing nothing more than using these peoples' suffering to make yourself seem "righteous."

I will have nothing to do with your campaign.

No child you get your half life 2 after donating 1 penny to the foundation did you not go on the site. I am not the CEO I am a spokesperson and survivor of this syndrome. Did you not see the artist rendition of my butthole you child. It is gaping and bleeding every 2 decades. That is painful as crap. I applaud this organization for helping me and others like myself survive this great syndrome from destroying our lives. I almost missed the birth of 175th offspring if it wasn't for the treatment provide with the donations from the organization.
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on 4/1/2013, 4:26 pm
@Toxic wrote:No child you get your half life 2 after donating 1 penny to the foundation

Well why didn't you tell me that earlier?

Done and done. May your organisation prosper.

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on 4/1/2013, 4:27 pm
Blitz n' Burst wrote:
@Toxic wrote:No child you get your half life 2 after donating 1 penny to the foundation

Well why didn't you tell me that earlier?

Done and done. May your organisation prosper.


Did you read the fine print its 1 penny every nanosecound you fool.
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on 4/1/2013, 10:32 pm
Butthole.

hehlolehhhhhh

lol@thefirstparagraphaboutyolife

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on 4/2/2013, 2:15 pm
So does shit like just seep out of you now? you can't even hold it in or need to push it out its just falls out cuz the whole is so big

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on 4/2/2013, 2:16 pm
Someone got into his butthole.

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on 4/2/2013, 2:28 pm
Actually I have a huge butt plug to prevent the poop from falling out. So when I wanna poop I just take off the butt plug and it falls out beautifully
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on 4/2/2013, 3:21 pm
r u srs

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on 4/2/2013, 4:10 pm
it's not april fools anymore toxic.

plus, this was bad c:
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on 4/2/2013, 4:12 pm
I'm fully aware of buttholes. Carry lubed condoms at all times just in case.

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on 4/2/2013, 4:18 pm
Leo the reason I made this was a ploy to advertise my music
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on 4/2/2013, 11:54 pm
@Crazyfilms5000 wrote:I'm fully aware of buttholes. Carry lubed condoms at all times just in case.
That's what I'm saying.

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