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12/22/2011, 9:40 pm
http://www.namibian.com.na/news/full-story/archive/2011/december/article/metal-ball-from-space-falls-in-omusati-region/
http://news.yahoo.com/space-ball-drops-namibia-133326985.html

This has been going on for the past 20 years. Strong metallic balls, that are presumably hollow, and look like they've been made, and arent natural, have been falling on our planet for the past 20 years. I once told my friend that was always super serious and had a fetish for facts that in 2012, Aliens(Martians?) would attack leading to the Sapian-Martian War and our aeronautics teacher would use his piloting skillz to lead a battlion of a newly made "Space Force" to defeat the invaders. He used the mayan extinction argument, but I pointed out that the Mayans knew how terrible and gory and violent, and brutal the war would be, that they allowed themselves to be wiped out. He called me fucking stoopid. BUT NOW LOOK!!!!!

FOR 20 YEARS BALLS MADE OF STRONG FORGED METAL ALLOY HAVE BEEN DROPPED ON OUR WORLD. OFFICIALS SAY THE BALLS ARE HOLLOW. THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE CARRYING SOMETHING!!!! ON 2012 THAT BALLS WILL OPEN AND THE INVASION SHALL BEGIN. SO ENJOY YOUR MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOR THE NEW YEAR SHALL BE A YEAR OF WAR, PAIN, SUFFERING, AND DEATH! IDK bout you all, but Im preparing weapons cuz Ima go down like a boss; Charging at a wave of aliens with a machete in one hand and a chain gun in the other shooting wilding only to be vaporized before I even get anywhere near them. They shall erect statues of me and my erection.

Our troops will fight harder whilst chanting "Remember D3(you'll learn my real name then my pupils)" Prepare for war my bretheren for within the next 374 days when we are asked "Where were you when the Kryptonians attacked?" We can all say with pride "Manning my station and firing 1000 rounds of Kryptonite up their sorry asses"

Now, ONWARD MEN! TO VICTORY!!!!!

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12/22/2011, 9:48 pm
1st of all remind me not to elect you leader of the ammuntion shed

2nd of all seems realish IMo

3rd Its cool I didnt need to sleep its good ;~;

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12/22/2011, 9:52 pm
Good. Since you wont sleep, you cans stand guard. Watch us well soldier

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12/22/2011, 9:53 pm
..............wut

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12/23/2011, 6:29 am
'Ludik said the public should not be worried about the incident, as reports of similar incidents happening in the SADC region, South America and Australia are relatively common.'

"South America"

Ok, I'm not worried.

And eh.
The world is going to end, no matter whatever the heck happens. Hell, nothing could happen in 2012, nothing.

But then, after some years the world would end anyway.


So, it's inevitable.
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12/23/2011, 11:13 am
Ending my be inevitable, but Interplanetary war is something else.

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12/23/2011, 4:22 pm
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Obviously it's the metal balls from the Spaceships sent in space, it's simple logic.
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12/23/2011, 5:59 pm
There are no metal balls in space ships. and if they were it wouldnt be a mystery for 20 years

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12/23/2011, 6:05 pm
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Heaps of Spaceships went out to space with different animals, obviously something could of happened - yes there are some UFO's but some shit is faek.
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12/23/2011, 6:13 pm
Come at me bro I will kill all the alien bastards that come to earth.

Edit: Wait... all it is a bladder tank from the iss source: http://news.yahoo.com/great-space-ball-mystery-solved-170612570.html
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12/23/2011, 6:27 pm
THEY LIE!!!

Our nations leaders have given up our planet in exchange for their own survival. But we will fight on still, WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

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12/23/2011, 6:31 pm
We will see when 2012 comes my friend.
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12/23/2011, 7:43 pm
Then we better get training for this shit Razz


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12/23/2011, 7:46 pm
We must all learn and practice parkour to get away from aliens on foot (I already know how to )
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12/23/2011, 7:58 pm
Running? Psh...

BANNNN - KAIIIII!

*breathes deeply*

Tensa Zangetsu.

'Other sources claim it may be a hydrazine tank, which are usually used to store flammable liquid on space satellites, the Daily Mail said.'.


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12/23/2011, 8:04 pm
IT'S THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO CONTROL OUR WAY OF LIFE, MAN!

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12/23/2011, 8:23 pm
[SARCASM]HOLY SHIT LET'S OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT1!?!1oN3!?wUt?!?! [/SARCASM]

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12/23/2011, 8:24 pm

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12/23/2011, 8:29 pm
I the mainstream media man...
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12/23/2011, 8:35 pm
@NS01 wrote:Then we better get training for this shit Razz

Way ahead of you. Imma beige belt in Krav Maga. No kick in balls, No Krav Maga. Thats my lifes code right there

Toxic Reaper wrote:We must all learn and practice parkour to get away from aliens on foot (I already know how to )
Unless the invaders know Parkerr too

@NS01 wrote:Running? Psh...

BANNNN - KAIIIII!

*breathes deeply*

Tensa Zangetsu.

'Other sources claim it may be a hydrazine tank, which are usually used to store flammable liquid on space satellites, the Daily Mail said.'.
SHINRA TENSEI!!! I win

@Jellal wrote:IT'S THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO CONTROL OUR WAY OF LIFE, MAN!
THEY'RE IN OUR HEADS MAAAN!!!

LIES

Toxic Reaper wrote:I the mainstream media man...
DAM STRAIGHT IT I

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12/23/2011, 8:37 pm
SHINRA TENSEI!!! I win

Spirit Bomb.

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1/2/2012, 9:04 pm
It would be awesome if it were to explode.
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1/2/2012, 10:58 pm
So hows your tinfoil hat.

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Watch your ass.
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1/3/2012, 2:16 pm
@NS01 wrote:
SHINRA TENSEI!!! I win

Spirit Bomb.
Talk-no-Jutsu

@Patt wrote:It would be awesome if it were to explode.
They will

@Eric wrote:So hows your tinfoil hat.
Still on, 2012 isnt over. They will attack when we least expect it, 12/31/12

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1/3/2012, 3:41 pm
It's quite obviously a giant robot's testicles, nothing to worry about.

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