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on 7/16/2011, 6:41 pm
I still don't have the materials (note I did not make the image) to do this but...

I want to so fucking bad. Ping makes it sound so amazing....

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on 7/16/2011, 6:47 pm
Oh my God i'm SO gonna give this a try.

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on 7/16/2011, 6:51 pm
I don't think it sounds good at all.

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on 7/17/2011, 1:24 am
xRAPIDFIR3xPHO3NIXx wrote:Fuck you guys. I had jaw surgery exactly 3 days ago and I'm sitting here looking like a chipmunk trying to submerge my laughter. Every time I smile it feels like there are knives clawing the shit out of my jaws. And to make it worse, my mouth and lips feel I been making out with the slut monster from down the street with the extra heavy duty sandpaper lips. I can't go anywhere on here without busting out laughing from someones retarded, pervy comment.

...shit, now I'm all light-headed and can't breathe cause I been laughing and I got this chin wrap on and it's making me feel retarded...fuck you guys...

I'm on the verge of killing myself...

@Timmy wrote:I still don't have the materials (note I did not make the image) to do this but...

I want to so fucking bad. Ping makes it sound so amazing....
It truely is. You'll want to do it again and again.
@Hyperspeed03 wrote:Oh my God i'm SO gonna give this a try.
YES!!! GET DAT BUBBLE ASS.
@Patt wrote:I don't think it sounds good at all.
Well, think of Jord- I mean, she-who-will-not-be-named's pussy. Think of ramming dat Pattiasina dick in and out, fast. Think of her thighs jiggling and her tities bouncing. Think of her moaning, "Ohohoooo! Frank!... Oh! Yes. Yes! Oh! Mmmm! Oh. Mmmm. Yes! I'm about to cum!"
:]

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on 7/17/2011, 1:26 am
The imagination sounds hotter than the action of doing a crappy replacement for a vag

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on 7/17/2011, 1:56 am
Oh no. That's Patt-the-fag's fantasy. Don't you now his love life?

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
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on 7/17/2011, 8:21 pm

damn, pat got put on BLAST( black moment) BTW damn guys, it does sound way better in mai mind.
AND, what!??!?!?! how u know of Patts love life?* leans in chair*

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on 7/17/2011, 8:33 pm
I tried this today.
Ping wasn't lieing, really. And I better go hide this shit, lmao.

Oh man it's addicting.


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on 7/17/2011, 8:40 pm
I could be wrong but doesn't this topic need an NSFW label or something along those lines?

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on 7/17/2011, 9:54 pm
Ping...I fucking hate you...

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on 7/17/2011, 11:42 pm
@5h0ck wrote:I could be wrong but doesn't this topic need an NSFW label or something along those lines?

The topic title involves masturbation, i'm pretty sure its gonna be NSFW...

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on 7/18/2011, 12:47 am
@ROFLanimator wrote:
damn, pat got put on BLAST( black moment) BTW damn guys, it does sound way better in mai mind.
AND, what!??!?!?! how u know of Patts love life?* leans in chair*
Here. This will help us perceive that.


Oh yeah. The dude loves pussy.
@Hyperspeed03 wrote:I tried this today.
Ping wasn't lieing, really. And I better go hide this shit, lmao.

Oh man it's addicting.

omglmaorofl. I can't stop laughing.
...
@Hyperspeed03 wrote: And I better go hide this shit, lmao.

Oh man it's addicting.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!
@Patt wrote:Ping...I fucking hate you...
I'm amazed myself. I've got our common friend into The Forever Alone Masturbator.

It's your turn now, niggaface.

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on 7/18/2011, 5:43 am
@Ping wrote:
@ROFLanimator wrote:
damn, pat got put on BLAST( black moment) BTW damn guys, it does sound way better in mai mind.
AND, what!??!?!?! how u know of Patts love life?* leans in chair*
Here. This will help us perceive that.

im amazed we havent got ping a corner for his 'ideas' LMAO
and
IM amazed we Got patt into this...

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on 7/18/2011, 7:17 am
How I wish I can bend down at the corner and fap dat shit away. I'm crippled now. Not forever, but...eh.


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on 7/18/2011, 7:19 am
lolz, what happened?

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on 7/18/2011, 7:21 am
u dun want 2 no, but i'll say it anyways lolz
Got electrocuted by a power line
can't have a boner- really I can't make my meat stand 2 cm. Feels like my dick burns whenever I do that.

I've only fapped 2 times in the hospital, because I wanted to think of dat ass so bad while tappin' dat mea-

So yeah.

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on 7/18/2011, 7:24 am
damn, that sucks man, when you getting out?

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on 7/18/2011, 7:29 am
Possibly Wednesday. : D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made a Forever Alone Masturbator with some large latex gloves, 3 small latex gloves and a small warm blanket.

I had something there for a second, but I was afraid a doctor was going to be up in my pubey-business, so I stopped.

But I tell ya, it was a master-bating piece what I made that day.

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on 7/18/2011, 7:31 am
lawl. Ping ... how u gon fap while u in da hospital?

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on 7/18/2011, 7:39 am
i dun know, but if any nigga comes in, i'mma do wat SXR said and punch em in the face!!!!!!!

in da face!!!!!

On a serious note, I don't know!!! Man I used to have boners 49 times a day or something!! This isn't normal for me!!!!!!

Damn you, Satan!!

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on 7/18/2011, 7:40 am
i know, i hate when im in school in gym, and i girl falls and her shorts come down, and i be like" aw shit" and i gotta hide them ot ill get in trouble

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on 7/18/2011, 7:43 am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....


LMAO!!!!!!!

I just learned to fap a year ago. When I was in the gym, and some girl's thang be jiggly, I just let it hang and let the blood rush into it LOL.

I know use every booty memory and booty videos in my mind into the Forever Masturbator. Stuff in the 5th grade...6th grade...7th grade.
8th grade field trips. But see I'm homeschooled now, so I get NO school booty.

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on 7/18/2011, 7:47 am
AW, suck! No School booty? Wai r u homeschooled?

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on 7/18/2011, 7:53 am
It's actually more conveniet, but I beg of you. Don't homeschool. The chances of you ever making a friend with a GIRL that would potentially lead to some booty starring are below zero.

You won't be able to see any hot girls!!!!!!!!

k I got some booty shaking videos for all of you who wants to try the Forever Alone Masturbator again. Leonidas and Granny have warned me to keep the content easy-real post no content at all lol- and spoiler them.

Some good booty shaking from a white girl who looks black but white at the same time.

I know how you white men like tities. >:[ there is some titty jiggly action there. She has AMAZING tities.

Spoiler:
I watched that while dominating The Forever Alone Masturbator.

Spoiler:
^ Hot brunette getting it on.

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on 7/18/2011, 7:56 am
Damn, she can shake it( the first one)
Second was sexy;D

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