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5/1/2011, 7:55 pm
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Welcome, one and all, to one of the greatest inventions in the history of man kind - a true feat in technology. Please take the time to read and create this simple yet amazing device.
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3 balloons, normal size.
A regular hand towel, not to small.
A Latex Glove
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1. Fold your towel in half so that one side is much long than the other, commonly referred to as hot-dog style.
2. Blow up all three balloons, then tie them so no air is released. Make sure it's not blown up too much, a bit less then usual party balloon size.
3. On the folded part of the towel, near the edge of one of the right or left sides, put two of the balloons right beside each other, making sure there aligned with the folded part of the towel.
4. Put the latex glove on top of the two balloons, then on top of the glove put the remaining balloon.
5. Rap the towel around the three balloons + gloves, tight but not so tight that a penis could not fit in the glove hole comfortably.
6. Stretch the glove around the towel.
Then Fap! Well, wank, since this won't make the 'fap' sound.

Still don't get it? Lookey here;

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5/1/2011, 8:02 pm
.................................................................................... how did you figure this out???

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5/1/2011, 8:21 pm
BRB!

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5/1/2011, 8:24 pm
or you could just go outside and talk to a real girl........

also every party store, walmart,kmart .....any store that sell these products in pings home town LOL is about to be sold the fuck out LMFAO!!!

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5/1/2011, 8:50 pm
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5/1/2011, 9:16 pm
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5/1/2011, 11:32 pm
*secretly bookmarks for later use*

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5/1/2011, 11:49 pm
timmy, i question the value of your existance
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5/2/2011, 1:07 am
Here I thought my own hand could serve as lube for tremendous pleasure. I was wrong. Would any of you whores care to see the aftermath?

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5/2/2011, 1:13 am
Pingboy wrote:Here I thought my own hand could serve as lube for tremendous pleasure. I was wrong. Would any of you whores care to see the aftermath?

I dont want to be jailed for child pornography.

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5/2/2011, 1:14 am
I did this infront of a booty video.

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5/2/2011, 4:08 pm
Seems legit......

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5/2/2011, 4:27 pm
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I ejaculated. My cum shot far into the air. The pleasure. It was so extraordinary. It brought sweet delight to my meat, and gave the blood in it to sooth out the pain. I shot 5 times. My jizz landed everywhere. My chin. My theighs. My hoodie I placed under my ass, and my bed. My hands were covered in cum. Tiny bubbles and slime. My meat had the remaining cum all over it.

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5/2/2011, 5:22 pm
leaving now...

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The means by which we live has outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King Jr -

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If you wanna battle ill totally take you one. Send me a PM and we can set up dates nd times nd stuff. Prepare to be amazed.

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5/2/2011, 5:59 pm
This is the funniest thread I've ever read here.


We need a thread goldmine after this. I loling in real life so much, one of the funniest things on the internet.

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5/2/2011, 6:21 pm
This is super effective. I'm doing it right now. It's so real.

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5/2/2011, 6:40 pm
ping a week after this thread

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5/2/2011, 6:47 pm
Nah It'd be a year to get 2x that

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5/2/2011, 8:09 pm
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You know it, madface.

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5/2/2011, 9:35 pm
I don't get how the fuck this could have been thought off...
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5/2/2011, 9:54 pm
horny,meets lonely,meets inventive.....

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5/2/2011, 10:20 pm
Pattiasina24 wrote:I don't get how the fuck this could have been thought off...

My thoughts exactly haha

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5/2/2011, 11:08 pm
Pattiasina24 wrote:I don't get how the fuck this could have been thought off...
Hm...I wonder.


I'm going at it again. I did it 9 times yesterday. This would be my 7th time going at it. Two of the balloons popped though, but I bought a pack of them, so no worries.

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5/2/2011, 11:44 pm
Pingboy wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:I don't get how the fuck this could have been thought off...
Hm...I wonder.


I'm going at it again. I did it 9 times yesterday. This would be my 7th time going at it. Two of the balloons popped though, but I bought a pack of them, so no worries.

I know you're lying but thinking about that, wouldn't it hurt your dick if a balloon popped on it? lol

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5/2/2011, 11:52 pm
No. It didn't. But listen here. You can adjust the size of the balloons that meet your dick standards. I blew my balloons big, and sometimes the glove gets off and it's fucking annoyying but I just keep pumpin' and pumpin' and pumpin' the false booty balloon is super effective I love it but I have to clean it out. Oh and you have to get a good small towel for pleasure and sastainable balloon endurance.

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