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on 4/25/2011, 7:26 pm
If you've known or see me around on the spritas you know i'm a flash animator but you may not know of my military life so let me fill you in. I been in for 3 years I'm a Specialist which is a E-4. I was due for a promotion soon.

*Thursday*
I find out thursday afternoon that i have to stand in front of a board which people are 4 E-7's and one E-8. (That's a lot of power for 5 people). Anyways i've never been to one of these things and have no expirence. So i knew i was screwed from the start

*Friday*
I spend time trying to put my uniform toghther and studying at the exact same time. which was nerve racking to the fucking end. I had to make 2 trips and update my award papers. and i found out i was on the list for a whole month. So i was screwed by my leaders

*Saturday*
I went to a BBQ (not by choice) with the company and WAS part of the softball team until i was ignored for 2 games straight. there was a 3rd game but i said fuck it and left. I studied a little bit more. trying to learn a lot of stuff all at once

*Sunday*
My Main Boss was supposed to drop in and check my uniform which i knew wasn't ready but i tried anyways.

*Monday*
I found out that I was supposed to go to a company board which mind you i had no expirence of going to. So i was nervous as shit and failed horribly(It was ugly just be glad your not me).

*Tuesday* (It's morning right now)
I go to the main board ready to have my head chopped off into pieces by the E-8 in charge, and low and behold. He tells me he knew i found out at short notice and i have one month to prepare myself for the next months board.




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You may want to study study study at all times you'll never know when some crap will come up that will be important for you

Money spent
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*side note* THIS IS NOT GOING TO STOP A GOOMBA'S LIFE THIS WILL BE DONE SOON

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on 4/25/2011, 7:47 pm
Wtf is an E-#?
How high ranking are you? I know your rank but how high is it?
And i must know more about the board meeting, how'd you fail lol

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on 4/25/2011, 10:16 pm
@Granadico wrote:Wtf is an E-#?
How high ranking are you? I know your rank but how high is it?
And i must know more about the board meeting, how'd you fail lol

E-4 is a rank in the u.s. army. (Specialist)

and before i could even try to reach my impeding doom the CSM (Level 8 in this case) knew i wasn't prepared and gave me a "get out of jail free card so to speak"

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on 4/25/2011, 11:14 pm
So how long you been in the military?

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on 4/26/2011, 12:45 am
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on 4/26/2011, 5:48 am
@Granadico wrote:So how long you been in the military?

3 years

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on 4/26/2011, 8:02 am
MAN this is tough shit I'd be crying.

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on 4/26/2011, 9:19 am
Pingboy wrote:MAN this is tough shit I'd be crying.

i got to try my best...

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on 4/26/2011, 9:29 am
s0...d0 u lIek geT kiLL stReks lIek Kare pakAgEZZZ. wUts ur K/D d00d.

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on 4/26/2011, 4:08 pm
@Eric wrote:s0...d0 u lIek geT kiLL stReks lIek Kare pakAgEZZZ. wUts ur K/D d00d.

unlike call of duty. I don't want to actually kill anyone in real life....

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on 4/26/2011, 4:20 pm
@DemonicDragony93 wrote:
@Eric wrote:s0...d0 u lIek geT kiLL stReks lIek Kare pakAgEZZZ. wUts ur K/D d00d.

unlike call of duty. I don't want to actually kill anyone in real life....
Oh I do...and when I do....errr. Nothing.

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on 4/26/2011, 4:24 pm
Pingboy wrote:MAN this is tough shit I'd be crying.

. . .


Assuming you're field needs you to pass physical test, how'd you do on the beep test.

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on 4/26/2011, 5:06 pm
@Eric wrote:
@DemonicDragony93 wrote:
@Eric wrote:s0...d0 u lIek geT kiLL stReks lIek Kare pakAgEZZZ. wUts ur K/D d00d.

unlike call of duty. I don't want to actually kill anyone in real life....
Oh I do...and when I do....errr. Nothing.
Bwhahahahelmolololollmfao funny bitch.
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Pingboy wrote:MAN this is tough shit I'd be crying.

. . .


Assuming you're field needs you to pass physical test, how'd you do on the beep test.
I get an erection. The pleasure isn't sexual either.

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on 4/26/2011, 5:47 pm
@Eric wrote:
@DemonicDragony93 wrote:
@Eric wrote:s0...d0 u lIek geT kiLL stReks lIek Kare pakAgEZZZ. wUts ur K/D d00d.

unlike call of duty. I don't want to actually kill anyone in real life....
Oh I do...and when I do....errr. Nothing.

oh....uh yea.....

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on 4/26/2011, 6:36 pm
Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

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on 4/26/2011, 9:58 pm
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

lol you work out to be fit than you go awal (no idea how to spell)

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on 4/26/2011, 11:10 pm
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.
Go to the gym and sweat your testicles.

Military ain't for 15 year olds with a dick that's 4.7 inches.

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on 4/26/2011, 11:19 pm
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Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.
Go to the gym and sweat your testicles.

Military ain't for 15 year olds with a dick that's 4.7 inches.

So cuz he's asian you assume he has a small dick. Razz
No seriously get back on topic before some argument breaks out or some crap

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on 4/27/2011, 3:36 am
@Granadico wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

lol you work out to be fit than you go awal (no idea how to spell)

it's Awol (Absense without Leave) Pretty much what that does is if youre missing for more than 3 days. Your Awol. Gone for 30 your a deserter and you can go to jail for both.

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on 4/27/2011, 2:11 pm
@Granadico wrote:
Pingboy wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.
Go to the gym and sweat your testicles.

Military ain't for 15 year olds with a dick that's 4.7 inches.

So cuz he's asian you assume he has a small dick. Razz
No seriously get back on topic before some argument breaks out or some crap
I didn't even KNOW he was asian. He's a nigger too. <3.
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@Granadico wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

lol you work out to be fit than you go awal (no idea how to spell)

it's Awol (Absense without Leave) Pretty much what that does is if youre missing for more than 3 days. Your Awol. Gone for 30 your a deserter and you can go to jail for both.
WTH. No military for 3 days and you go to jai-
WHY AREN'T YOU EXPLORING THE WOLRD NOW?

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on 4/27/2011, 6:04 pm
@DemonicDragony93 wrote:
@Granadico wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

lol you work out to be fit than you go awal (no idea how to spell)

it's Awol (Absense without Leave) Pretty much what that does is if youre missing for more than 3 days. Your Awol. Gone for 30 your a deserter and you can go to jail for both.

i know what awol is, i just used it D:
and yeah, my Dad nearly went Awol when he was in the military in the early 90's, luckily my mom talked him into not doing it (he was homesicki think)

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on 4/28/2011, 6:20 am
@Granadico wrote:
@DemonicDragony93 wrote:
@Granadico wrote:
Pattiasina24 wrote:Yeah bro fuck military, although I'd do it to get beast looking then try to leave. I'm sorry to hear what you've been doing bro, sounds unfortunate, keep strong bruv.

lol you work out to be fit than you go awal (no idea how to spell)

it's Awol (Absense without Leave) Pretty much what that does is if youre missing for more than 3 days. Your Awol. Gone for 30 your a deserter and you can go to jail for both.

i know what awol is, i just used it D:
and yeah, my Dad nearly went Awol when he was in the military in the early 90's, luckily my mom talked him into not doing it (he was homesicki think)

Being homesick sucks dude let me tell you now. I hate being so far from my family. it's stressful

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I want to be away from them.

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on 4/29/2011, 12:22 am
Pingboy wrote:I want to be away from them.

THen join the army Wink

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on 4/29/2011, 3:10 am
@Granadico wrote:
Pingboy wrote:I want to be away from them.

THen join the army Wink

I will speak on record here. You think you're family is annoying as shit. try dealing with more than 2,000 people on base who could ruin your life in a blink of a eye

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