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I was gonna keep this to myself, Empty I was gonna keep this to myself,

4/1/2011, 7:03 pm
But I know you guys, and I haven't been made fun of enough already.

I have Peyronie's disease, a rare mother fucker that Google Chrome thinks I just spelled wrong. I have one of the three symptoms, at least I think as this is not doctor approved, which is that my penis bends when erect.
The other two are a lump within the penis and pain in the shaft, which I am very glad of not having. The genetics are common apparently, but I don't think it's run in my family.
I did at one time have pain, but it's gone, and I did read that 10% of people's penises get better. There is supposedly pain during sex, (for me jacking) which is untrue for me now, but when I first had it I remeber it only sometimes felt good, sometimes felt like nothing and sometimes bad. That's all gone now, and I'm left with a bent boner. It's gotten better, I think.

I also read I need to consult a doctor. I just can't myself to say anything though.
Hey Dad, did I ever tell you my dick's bent?
No.

circulatory disorders: more men with Peyronie's disease seem to be affected by high blood pressure (hypertension) and hardening of the arteries (atherosclerosis), so these conditions might possibly be involved in its development.

Oh shit. . .
I love salt. I love it. I put it on almost all of my shit. Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck.

Although extremely rare, sarcoma of the penis (a form of cancer) can present in a similar way. Your doctor will consider this if the lump enlarges very rapidly or develops in an unusual manner.

Penis Cancer. . . FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Just think, I go to the doctor to hear.
I'm sorry young man, but. You have penis cancer

So, what do you guys think I should do? More on it here http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/peyronies.htm

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4/1/2011, 7:11 pm
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4/1/2011, 7:44 pm
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4/1/2011, 8:01 pm
Oh my...



Wow. I can't- Uhm.


Hope you feel better. I wish to tell you som-


Yo. Listen. Theres only so much with the penis. You aren't missing out.

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4/1/2011, 8:11 pm
you have a rare disease? then go die

and take this April fools thread with you
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4/1/2011, 8:55 pm
Sorry, I only got as far as line two.

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4/1/2011, 8:56 pm
@darkdragon581 wrote:you have a rare disease? then go die

and take this April fools thread with you

id die laffing if he wasnt joking

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4/1/2011, 9:36 pm
@darkdragon581 wrote:you have a rare disease? then go die

and take this April fools thread with you

Fuck you.


Timmy. This isn't an apr-




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I was gonna keep this to myself, Tumblr_le59uspfCN1qfk4y8o1_500

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4/2/2011, 7:25 pm
Is it even a real disease?

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4/2/2011, 8:02 pm

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4/2/2011, 8:39 pm
O_O MUST NOT CLICK!

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4/2/2011, 9:12 pm
I clicked it, and now I feel sorry for Tad, who showed me his small, horny dick in 6th grade, which I laughed at, and told the principle afterwards.

*Siiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhh*


...

*Derp*

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4/2/2011, 10:38 pm
What has been seen cannot be unseen...

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4/3/2011, 1:40 am
@Granadico wrote:What has been seen cannot be unseen...
we need a unseened machine....
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4/3/2011, 1:08 pm
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@Granadico wrote:What has been seen cannot be unseen...
we need a unseened machine....

Then How would we use it when Its unseen?

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4/3/2011, 1:17 pm
@Luigiman364 wrote:
narutoall76 wrote:
@Granadico wrote:What has been seen cannot be unseen...
we need a unseened machine....

Then How would we use it when Its unseen?

IT'S A PARADOX

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4/3/2011, 2:47 pm
why timmy,why?!?!?
anyway,its kinda funy how you posted this on april fools day lol.
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4/3/2011, 2:58 pm
narutoall76 wrote:why timmy,why?!?!?
anyway,its kinda funy how you posted this on april fools day lol.
I was gonna keep this to myself, Hahaha-(n1298886363962)

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4/4/2011, 9:10 pm
Oh i jus laughed too lo-

Wait, you really are serious, Timmy?

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4/5/2011, 10:00 am
lol, lol, lol, LOL, LOL, LOOOOOLLLLLLL, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! YES! IT'S BEEN SOOOO LONG... I HAVEN'T FALLEN FOR A PRANK IN 4 DAMN YEARS OMG... and ping finished it off with that spongebob pic, I died, i just DIED. and adding to the joke suspense by not answering wether it was real or not? PERFECT. SIMPLY PERFECT. NUMBAH 1!

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I was gonna keep this to myself, 1bc99df4279fec8b2d213581d1a37e1f9cd0a787f054c4d43

If you wanna battle ill totally take you one. Send me a PM and we can set up dates nd times nd stuff. Prepare to be amazed.

I was gonna keep this to myself, Jaden_yuki_signature_by_woofersrb-d50qemp

That goes double.... for a duel.
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4/5/2011, 12:46 pm
I didn't even think to put that together like that.
LMAO.

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4/6/2011, 9:25 am
Wat. It was April 2nd. That isn't April Fool's day. Oh wait. Damn you Americans. Getting me confused with your different times. D:

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4/6/2011, 12:40 pm
^^, Lmfao.



My testicles are hurting. One of them is bigger than the other. Is that a symptom?

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4/6/2011, 12:41 pm
STFU.

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4/6/2011, 12:47 pm
<3, baby, you know I don't lie.


Also, my balls may be swollen because I fapped 5 times early in the morning.

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