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on 3/14/2011, 2:33 pm
Figured I'd just make a new thread.

Alright.. the epic tale of how I broke my DS.
Have you guys ever heard of Advance Wars?
Well, Advance Wars: Days of Ruin was my Ds's bane.
Chapter 14, A Hero's Farewell.
Brenner's Wolves of the 12th Battalion of the Rubinelle Army has been assigned 'active surveillance' of the enemies encampment. Brenner is faced with his father's arch enemy, Forsythe, in the same place his father died fighting Forsythe. It is a very symbolic place for both of them.
Basically the mission included meteors, rockets hiding behind lasers, OP CPU's and a shitload of bottlenecks and naval battles, WHILE a huge ground war rages. I tried setting up a naval blockade with FOUR cruisers, and they began to run out of frickin' gas just sitting there blowing up every destroyer my opponent made. I was 30 days into my fourth try, and it was 1:30 AM. Forsythe spawned 2 MD tanks (badass ground units) and and anti-air to fuck up my bombers. I try to smash them with my destroyers(best indirect attacker in the game), but the run into subs, and my cruiser(anti-sub boat) is out of ammo.
His turn: he fucks up over half my units, and my blockade is destroyed.
My turn: I throw the fucking thing across the room.
I got to sleep.
(Note: My DS's hinges were broken in two places, cracked really, so I knew this would happen sooner or later)
I wake up, pick it up, and the two screens are separate.
...Fuck.
I tear the cord holding them together, just to finish the job.
I cry.
I don't tell my parents.
The end.
P.S. It was a DS lite, nothing special, refurbished, mic didn't work. Not a 70$ well spent nor wasted. Thank god for ROMS
I just won't be able to link with you guys, which is Black and White's main selling point, huh?
Ah well, now you guys know.

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on 3/14/2011, 2:58 pm
Funniest thing I read bro. I laughed HARD.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
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on 3/14/2011, 3:05 pm
Glad you enjoyed it. :)

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on 3/14/2011, 5:10 pm
...........Is the wall OK?

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on 3/14/2011, 5:39 pm
@Granadico wrote:...........Is the wall OK?

I know the infrastructure has to be contact when ever he has the dreaded "RAGE QUIT" disease

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on 3/14/2011, 6:23 pm
Man, this was like a month ago actually.

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on 3/14/2011, 6:28 pm
._.? Month?

Your screwed. Some really sexy games were released this month.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
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on 3/14/2011, 6:49 pm
I know bro, I know.

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