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2/26/2011, 6:26 pm
ok so some ignorant dog faced shit has been goin around my 6th period n @ lunch tellin ppls i watch gay porn n im gay. i swiftly discredited him and i once again am the raging heterosexual bull that i am in the eyes of my peers. but the thing is......he still does it

now, ive put up w/ it outa pity cuz he looks like shit, hes not that funny, i have tons of self control, n not many ppl like him.

but seeing how i dnt like him, that causes my self control to dwindle and i automatically get mad, like instantly.

so ive tried to think of good comebacks to silence him n not lead to any fisticuffs, but heres the scenarios ive put together based on my 2 comebacks:

COMEBACK/SCENARIO 1:
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dog faced shit: nyigga u gey

intelligent ol' me: aye listen here u stupid ugly fuck faced piece of shit! i dun told yo ass to calm that shit down but noooooo, you 'tarded ass keep talkin shit. 4 da last fukin time i aight gay, so why da fuk yo dumass keep sayin it??? ARE YOU GAY???? are you attracted to me, so you keep tellin me im gay to try to brain wash me into bein a lil buttbitch like you???

D.F.Shit:
naaaaaw nyigga i aint gay, YOU gay, u be watchin gay porn n shit, where yo hoes at?

I.O.Me: nigga you dnt even got hoes

D.F.Shit: What??? you wanna see a pikchuuh???

I.O.Me: NO nigga i saw you pics b4, you just got 1 white bitch, that your rarely fuck, thats u been wit for FOUR YEARS!!!! you dnt got hoes, you got a girlfriend, so wtf r u doin talkin bout "you b pullin hoes"

D.F.Shit: den where yo hoes @ nigga, lemme see da pix

I.O.Me: fone broke rememba

D.F.Shit: how u gun have hoes if u dnt have a fone?

I.O.Me: dumbshit!, when da fuk did fones=hoes??? if dat was da case, any nigga with a phone wud be pullin hoes, which clearly isnt the case seein how you dum bitch ass aint pullin shit

D.F.Shit: (some type of stupid illiterate dumb shit that even i cant predict) all in all, nigga you gay!!!

I.O.Me: i already told u, im not gay, but shiiiiiiit, dnt take my word for it, ask yo girl.

D.F.Shit: (either violence or "my girl dnt fuk with gay niggas")
[spoiler](if violence ensues)
my friends n i at the bench at lunch, jump him after i stab him w/ a fine point pen

(if not)
I.O.Me: then i guess that proves im not gay

COMEBACK 2:
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2 black eyes and a broken leg. chances are despite the fact that i cud handle it, my friend wh is a master in mix martial arts will jump in since he doesnt like the guy either and we'll just have a field day demolishing his face till it looks even more like shit.


hmmmmm, they both ended with violence, can sum1 give me a more peaceful approach, cuz its just not coming to me :l

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2/26/2011, 6:33 pm
tel some thecheas....
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2/26/2011, 6:39 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAA why would i tell teachers????

n lol at the misspell, i misspelled to show the ignorant atmosphere that will be surrounding the area. and thats how the dumb shit talks

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2/26/2011, 6:40 pm
do that hammer thing in your sig....lol
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2/26/2011, 6:41 pm
i already plan on impaling a fine point pen into his face, but that will lead to a criminal record which i would like to avoid

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2/26/2011, 7:13 pm
Tell Them there retards and if they reply say "not a single Fuck was given that day"

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2/26/2011, 9:33 pm
them? no its only one idiot that isnt liked by many many people.

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2/26/2011, 9:34 pm
Just ignore him..or just say this "Good luck in life bro your gonna need it"
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2/26/2011, 10:24 pm
but i wanna hurt him D: sooooooo much, sigh ill just make him feel stupid and enjoy

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2/26/2011, 10:51 pm
wait I got another
if he called you a pussy say "I am what I eat"

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2/26/2011, 10:54 pm
he's not that crazy. but yea good comeback

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2/27/2011, 12:27 am
the obvious "umad bro?"

or just ask him if he's homophobic, is there anything wrong with being gay?
or just play along with the joke, and say everything EXTREMELY sarcastic, so no one thinks you're serious on accident

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2/27/2011, 1:04 am
I really love how people label those who hate homosexuality as homophobic. Such an open-minded response... >.>

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2/27/2011, 1:29 am
@HarryControl wrote:I really love how people label those who hate homosexuality as homophobic. Such an open-minded response... >.>

Well is just annoying how being gay is an insult now. Do gay people call things they dont like "straight"? no cuz theyre not ignorant >_>
And its funny how a lot of people who i know who call things they don't like "gay" sag their pants, which is what gay people do in prison to show they're gay. Ignorance or hypocrisy?

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2/27/2011, 9:23 am
Kick him in the nuts. Or ignore him.

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2/27/2011, 9:44 am
That what I told him to ignore him..but he wants the dude to suffer
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2/27/2011, 12:26 pm
Tell him that if you were you gay you wouldn't have fucked his mom last night
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2/27/2011, 1:25 pm
"yes i'm happy"

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2/27/2011, 2:28 pm
Did this happen yet?
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2/27/2011, 2:31 pm
Ignore him.
Troll him.
Spell better.

you're only options are 3, 1 and 3, or 2 and 3. ;3

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2/27/2011, 3:25 pm
...Can I give you suggestions? Twisted Evil

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
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2/27/2011, 3:35 pm
Pingboy wrote:...Can I give you suggestions? Twisted Evil

This is the entire point of the topic....

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2/27/2011, 4:40 pm
Grab his ugly motha fucking dirty ass bitchin head.

D3: Mother fucker. Stop giving me your fucking ass statements, white bitch. If I had a god damn knive, I'd stab it in your shitty ass mother fucking testicles until your blood is out of your fucking ass system. I'd bang your fucking head on the table for harrasing me numerous of fucking times. You think I'm going to let you off saying that fucking shit to me? Fuck no. Fuck your bitching ass self. No. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, fucking dick shit. I'll kick your dick in the fucking dirty ass dirt. I hate your deprived soul. I want to kill you. I was fuck you with a fucking knive so bad. You bother me one damn time. I dare you, mother fucking dick bitch. Try me one last fucking time. Try me. Try me bitch. Try me. I just want you too. You think you can give me your fucking shit without paying? Fuck you. Try me you piece of fuck. Try me.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
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2/27/2011, 4:55 pm
pingboy.....that is terrorism (terrorism - using violence or violent statements to install fear and get your way), and is immediate expulsion
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2/27/2011, 5:11 pm
DD knows. i have created a solution. which is foolproof so logically, seeing how im dealing with a fool, it cannot fail

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