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1/7/2011, 2:11 pm
Pingboy wrote:Jordan is a virgin. Not to be stupid, but I bet this man never got a hard.
He most likely has, but cut himself for it.

@Renny wrote:You make it sound like a bad thing.
It is, it's healthy to practice your sexual desires, it's also good for your prostate.
A fap a day keeps prostate cancer away.
Lange just needs a taste of booty, once lange sees what he's missing out on, he's gonna turn into a mad man.......................................wait.................................on second thought.....KEEP ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA AWAY FROM LANGE!

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 2:31 pm
@Eric:
What a fool. This man will NEVER get ass. No White ass. No Brazilian ass. No Black ass.

And if he did, he'd be ashamed of himself, and obscure his humble behind to his mind of solitude.
madfacespriter wrote:
@Renny wrote:You make it sound like a bad thing.
its just that the way he talked as if he hardly ever gets the chance to get laid and when he does he blows the chick off like" bitch you stupid and not worthy of my meat" and then he walks off
lolrotflomglmfao

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 4:01 pm
@Eric wrote:
Pingboy wrote:Jordan is a virgin. Not to be stupid, but I bet this man never got a hard.
He most likely has, but cut himself for it.

@Renny wrote:You make it sound like a bad thing.
It is, it's healthy to practice your sexual desires, it's also good for your prostate.
A fap a day keeps prostate cancer away.
Lange just needs a taste of booty, once lange sees what he's missing out on, he's gonna turn into a mad man.......................................wait.................................on second thought.....KEEP ANYTHING WITH A VAGINA AWAY FROM LANGE!

LOL it'd be hilarious if he got even better at animating from doing that. xD

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 4:09 pm
Oh my... why would you even... how could Lange even...

Never mind.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 4:31 pm
Lange go try it out and tell us your result lol.

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 4:39 pm
Jordan walks in the Strip Club along with Eric.
Eric: All you have to fucking do, is walk up to a girl you want to have sex with you, and start saying shitty things to her.
Jordan: I don't know... I'm not used to thi-
Eric: Get your pussy ass out there and get your balls sucked.

...later...

Jordan: Hey... I like you, and I want to bang you...
Girl: Sure...
*Girl and Jordan walk into a master bed room*
Girl: *moans* I like you *Seduces Jordan*
Jordan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY ARE YOU UNBUCKLING MY PANTS!!?!??! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE.
Girl: Excuse me?
Jordan: *Looks down*
(O_O)
*Runs away*

The results are %0 =)

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Renny
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1/7/2011, 4:46 pm
Lange said he won't enter a club.

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 4:50 pm
@Renny wrote:Lange said he won't enter a club.
That's right...

Well. If not a club, then he should go to secret society that helps people who are bad with women. They provide women of all races. The only problem is, the location is in New York. It's in a cardboard box. Really it's for poor people, but Jordan would blend well with them.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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1/7/2011, 4:57 pm
Is there such a thing?

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 5:12 pm
Yes actually. There was a page about it, but it got deleted.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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1/7/2011, 5:14 pm
No proof exist now :0

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 5:17 pm
Daaaaamn... Wait... hold on a second.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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1/7/2011, 5:19 pm
Go get that proof.

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 6:15 pm
Got it. I went through some nasty images finding this, but I finally got it:



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Here you see the secret society. It's pretty decent actually. They moved locations to a more safe place. That's what the blog said. It's closed now, but when it's night time, but when it's dark, the staff opens the place up, and bring in the women. I heard they will install lights around the place. This looks like a fine place for Jordan. I have tickets for him right now. He can go if he wants.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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1/7/2011, 6:20 pm
Don't forget plane tickets.

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 6:32 pm
@Renny wrote:Don't forget plane tickets.

Right right, I got those too. I was going to see my father with those, but Jordan needs a vacation, and this High-Class place will suit him.

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@darkdragon581 wrote:ping, i don't see you getting 'boodie' anytime soon, i don't care if your black, its most likely not going to happen
Renny
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1/7/2011, 6:45 pm
If you're actually serious I would like to see that.

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 6:59 pm
Sure. Here they are. I'm not supposed to upload them on the computer, but what the heck.

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One for me, one for my father. My father can't go though. Maybe I could give one to Jordan, and I could go with him to New York with the other plane ticket. That way, he could get laid, and I could see my biological father!

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Renny
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1/7/2011, 7:01 pm
Lange doesn't do Low-Class :0

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Spritan
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1/7/2011, 7:35 pm
you two are ridiculous LOL

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Renny
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1/7/2011, 7:46 pm
What did I do? lol

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1/7/2011, 9:06 pm
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Renny
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1/7/2011, 9:17 pm
That picture was all he needed to reply. Pictures say more then words x_X

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1/7/2011, 9:30 pm
I thought his reaction would be funnier

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1/7/2011, 9:32 pm
madfacespriter wrote:I thought his reaction would be funnier
or at least longer

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